He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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