i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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