o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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