In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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