UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Randomize