You're so nebulous sometimes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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