On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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