so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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