Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Randomize
