if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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