Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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