did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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