guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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