I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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