In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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