That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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