Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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