I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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