is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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