Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
