i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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