So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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