i permit you to call me
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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