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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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