Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I bet he comes in French.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
50% drunk capacity currently
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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