i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
They took my balls.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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