Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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