found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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