Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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