yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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