He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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