rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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