ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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