So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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