i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
