Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
