He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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