he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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