I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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