i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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