i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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