it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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