no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
