Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize