I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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