So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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