Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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