i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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