I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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