you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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