Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i don't like sucking hair
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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