im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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