do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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