No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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