last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
A+ Viking dick
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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